Three days ago, I held my great-niece1 for the first time. Six pounds (and change) of pure possibility wrapped in a hospital blanket, her fingers impossibly small and perfect, grasping at air
I was sitting on the patio of a dive bar1 on a Wednesday afternoon—the kind of Wednesday afternoon only available to the unemployed2 when my phone buzzed with the message: "We&
I was thirty-four, standing in my kitchen at 7 AM, grinding coffee beans while mentally rehearsing talking points for a budget meeting1. The sound of the grinder (a reliable, adult purchase I&
Ask any eight-year-old what they'd do with a billion dollars and you get an immediate avalanche of specificity: every LEGO set ever manufactured, a pet monkey (probably named Steve)