So here's something¹ I've been thinking about lately, which happened last Tuesday at 7:43 AM while I was sitting in my front yard with my coffee, one of

I was sitting in a coffee shop last week, pretending to work on my laptop¹, when I witnessed a small drama unfold at the table next to mine. A woman was explaining to

I was standing in the produce section of my local grocery store last Tuesday¹, holding two avocados and facing what can only be described as a suburban microcrisis². The first avocado felt right.

The call came through at 3:47 PM on a Thursday, which is the exact time coordinates when the universe conspires to hand you problems that make your undergraduate computer science education feel

I was twenty-six and standing in the break room, watching Margaret from HR methodically arrange sugar packets by size while explaining why the new employee handbook would "revolutionize workplace synergy." The